A simulation of stock market investment, made seriously freaking fun because you invest in beer, ice cream, mucus and pretzels that are produced by your worker slugs and your opponent’s worker slugs.rnrn Invest in the items you think will go up in price, but make sure to buy beer for all of your slugs or else they die. Just cross your fingers that none of your slugs become turd slugs or zombie slugs.rnrn Use mouse clicks for all controls. There’s an in-game tutorial that will teach you most of the ins and outs, and even give you some basic strategy.rn
Cut the golden parachutes and recover as much money as you can from the wall street fat cats!
Trade Stocks like a Pro. Warning: Only a Game, so you won’t lose any money.